the procrastinator's creed
Note: Hi y'all.... Here's something my friend Ben sent me over email.
The original author of The Procrastinator's Creed is unknown,
but hey, whoever you are, you've got a true believer here!!!
- I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been
- I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find
- I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of
- I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the
amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing
- I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
- I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless
of the amount of time given.
- I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though
infinitely small, is not exactly zero.
- If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
- I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide
to change my mind.
- I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
- I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the
greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work
that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
- I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is
- I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about
- I will become a member of the ancient Order of
Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if
they ever get it organized.